I rarely post anything forwarded via email, but these quotes struck me as funny tonight. There were 30 in all, and they were all good, but I'll only bother you with my two favorites from the list tonight! I have no idea who gets credit for writing these.
I had to look up "paraprosdokian".
"Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is
"Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of paraprosdokian.
Ok, so now enjoy! :-)